The Parting of the Paci

Today is an epic day... the day the paci died (or at least we hope).  We decided to approach this adventure with a well thought out tried and true plan that veteran parents have used and claim to be the be all end all of pacifier weaning.

First we confiscated all but one cork.  Titus is a great hunter of pacifiers and can find missing ones with the greatest of ease.  Honestly, sometimes were not even sure where they came from. And yes, before you freak out, they are all his, just ones that have been MIA.  They randomly appear in his mouth.

Second, we attempted to puncture the pacifier.  The thing refused to die and give up it's suckability.  So, Daddy decided to decapitate it. 

When we gave Titus his new and "improved" pacifier, Daddy received the most incredible "How dare you!?" look.  Needless to say, despite the tears and the longing for his dear friend and comforter, he has survived as have we, day number one.

Really!?!?